I know I'm not supposed to post this, but.I can no longer stand it.
You know, I get really sensitive over my weight
You see, more people are telling me that I'm fat, and that I need to lose weight.
Teasing over my disgusting weight is the last thing one should attempt.
Okay, I admit, I'm fat.
I'm fatfatfat and grossly fat.
A BMI of 18.1+++ is really going to be overweight you know.
So from today onwards, I'm going on a strict diet.
I'm going to eat only 2/3 or even 1/2 of the gross food on my plate and I'm going to exercise weekly at the gym and even swim.
I must make sure that I lose 5 kilos by September.
But, I cannot make history repeat itself again and end up on a hospital bed.
But I wanna prove it to all that I'm not fat.
Contradictingly, some people say I'm very thin already.
But then I think they say that just to please me.
I know it myself though.
My thighs are the size of an elephant's; my waist is the size of a tree trunk; my arms are the size of a gorilla's...
Need I say more?
This is definitely working. Keep your critisisms running, people.
For moi doesn't drool at ice creams and anything fattening anymore.